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Jay Jay’s Inn Review 7.2 Math Can Be Fun! As a golden rule for any strip club visit; if you are walking in the front door and ACDC is blaring, you know you’re in for a good time. So on this visit downtown, the team and I were at Jay Jay’s Inn down on Lakeshore [...]

The Midway Invader Review 6.5 Its Alive !…. ALIVE! Apparently in the area of Steeles and Dixie, if you make a few turns any which way, you’ll arrive at a strip club and possibly even one of the four owned by the Cabaret Group. This group owns such clubs as, The Million Dollar Restaurant, Cannonball [...]

The New Locomotion Review 8.3 You Gotta Swing Your Hips Now.. You wouldn’t think that a torrent of bad train jokes and several poorly sung karaoke-esque rounds of Little Eva’s, “The Locomotion”, would make the long drive out to Mississauga quicker and for the most part side splitting funny. But that’s how it was on [...]

Pure Gold Review 8.2 The Gold Standard Well we were off for the long weekend and we’re back from the 1st with a bang, not with a lame fireworks display but with a scorching hot full frontal display at Pure Gold. Deep into the uncharted wilderness known as Mississauga, we found ourselves out of our [...]

Diva’s Lounge Review 1.5 NASTY Much like the “divas” of today can never measure up to the standards of classic singers like Aretha Franklin and Billie Holiday, there are clubs and bars that can’t measure up to their competitors. Diva’s Lounge is certainly one of those and while I try to get ready in my [...]

Kennedy’s Strip Club Review 8.0 Steak and Pa-Tit-oes You can find a lot of different things in the Steeles and Dixie area. There are millions of tiny little shops and restaurants hidden in those endless plazas; so many in fact that you might not easily find them. Along with this is the seemingly endless selection [...]

Matheson’s Exotic Bar Review 7.5 The Name Is The Thing We get asked a lot of questions here at xxxToronto.com and they range anywhere from, “How do you guys do your reviews?” to “Do you guys prefer large clubs or small bars?” Well those are good questions and we can answer both of them for [...]

The Devil’s Playground Review 5.5 A Hell Of A Let Down There are few things that we at xxxToronto.com love to do more on a nice summer weekend than to drop by a local strip club and just take it all in. Some may think that we just do this for a job or for [...]

The Cannonball Cabaret Review 7.0 Electric Lady Land Have you ever travelled around in an area for years and have simply not noticed that a place exists? I personally go down to the Steeles and Dixie area ALOT for both business and personal reasons and have been in, out, up and around there more times [...]

Diamonds Strip Club Review 7.7 Diamonds Are Forever A long weekend means a lot of different things to a lot of different people and the only constant thread that weaves it all together is the knowledge that all of them get a day off work. Well, not us folks, to us it’s just another opportunity [...]